A man and a woman arrested? They weren't called Stephen Barclay and Theresa May were they? The lengths some people will go to to divert attention from their ineptitude.I

Doug, you can't fly cars above the runway at Gatport Airwick.

Steve, Steve, Steve! Far more important. Went to our local Italian eatery last night and they have changed their house red. An absolutely lovely Nero d'Avolo. Can't remember the name but at £4.50 for a 250ml glass it is dearer than Mozzers but good value in a restaurant.