Everyone moves up and poorly Tattie sinks into the comfy sofa. Smiling African Man brings mint tea and coffee cake on a fine porcelain plate (Royal Crown Derby)
Paracetamol is dispensed (2X500mg)
Siamese are purring loudly and soft music plays. (any requests?)
Old Lady distributes tissues and some very nice sweets/chocolates.
Forget post-Crimbo diets for now!