Just to let you know the bathing suit area has been newly designated "Sauna o Beach" I thought some of you were still celebrating Xmas until I realized that you were singing "O,
Tanning Balm". A similar misunderstanding once resulted in a balm scare over in Gilead.....

The quality of the food seems to have gotten worse ever since Chef Eatie Gourmet suddenly got sick and "Dishpan Hans" from the cleanup end of things had to temporarily take over under emergency conditions. Even the Green Jello tastes a little soapy. I guess no one told him that the "Wash Your Hands Before You Return To Work" sign also implies rinsing them......

Also beware of "Ernie The Gurney", who takes the hallways at a run and already has a few "X"s marked on the side of his vehicle.....