I `ad Lesley from "Me Too" in my cab the other night. `ow did I know? She `ad it all over `er "T" shirt. She `ad a face like thunder and was tut-tutting quite loudly.
I said, " Evening Duchess, you just got a saucy post card from Weinstein or something?"
She said, "No Jim. Iv`e just come from that folk club up near Kings Cross. One of the singers did that Arthur Godfrey song, "Slap `er Down Again Paw". Most uncomfortable and misogynistic. Jim, you and your band `ave been on the circuit for years. You wouldn`t do songs like that, would you?"
I said, "We do worse than that. We do "Marrowbones"
She said, " Well, that`s not bad"
I said, "It is. `e pushes `er under the water with a barge-pole eventually!!"


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