Sometimes I wonder why Brexit can't be sorted by one person.
Sometimes I wonder why people who believe in an omnipotent all knowing eternal and infinite God of love can be angry.
Sometimes I wonder if my dog is messing with me.
I know my cat is.
Sometimes I wonder if my mind hates me.
Sometimes I wonder who-who wrote the book of love.
Sometimes I wonder why I behave against my self interest.
Sometimes I wonder why an editorial staff thinks I care about the Duke and Duchess of anything.
Sometimes I wonder if fast forwarding past commercials will make me live longer.
SometimesIwonderwhy I didn't notice the spaceship now moving past Jupiter at ludicrous speed.   
Sometimes I wonderwhyI wonder.