The Mudcat Café TM
Thread #72397   Message #3975508
Posted By: Donuel
08-Feb-19 - 10:00 AM
Thread Name: Lyr Req: Onion Songs
Subject: RE: Lyr Req: Onion Songs
after stealing some puns...

food is violent

Vegans won't eat meat
Living things with eyes
will not be their treat
Pigs feet make them cry

Food is violent
Organic or not
Screams are silent
What ever you got

I've beaten some eggs
Not a sound was made
I've fried chicken legs
There was no first aid

I've peeled bananas
Potatoes I've mashed
It sounds like torture
the food that I've thrashed

Make a melon ball
slice a tomato
Your food has been mauled
hit by torpedo

Food is violence
no matter your mood
After an ambulence
You'll one day be food