We could turn it into a Mudcat Special:

Hey, baby, have you checked out the Remote Female Orgasm thread, part I and II? Whooo hoo, honey, if you can't do it by remote, you can't do it at all.........and while we're at it, we can curse them French Letters that leak P's and Q's.........you wouldn't want to have your pees leak, now would you? (ooo, let alone your Q'sss)

Get Depends, they work.