Big Al, to the tune of plastic Jesus I think you could have fun with my latest Trump lyrics if folks are familiar with the characters:


us

I don't care for my daughters seein
What Stormy Daniels does for a livin
drainin cheating venom
from a snake

I don't care for coward Paul Ryan
Who worked out by keepin up the lyin
and prayed to get out first
for heaven's sake

uk

I don't care for Pecker sleazes
who want to show me Bezo's penis
featured on a front page
in my store

I'm not a prude but I think its rude
when piss tapes play when its time for food
and Mueller shows whats up
and much more

I don't care for 'Gubmint' shut downs
Kids taken at the border are not found
All this reminds me of
someone else

I don't care for being not told why
Fires , floods, and hurricanes fill the sky
Putin smiles as polar
ice flows melt

Whoa Whoa Whoa

I don't care if it quakes or melts down
long as I got my MAGA hat on
covering up my hair
that fell out

Through all the trials and tribulations
White house inmates from across our nation
From cells yell lock her up
in small shouts

Turn back the clock to the civil war
Make the Chief justice Judge Roy Moore
Sitting on the bench
of our court

Deport anyone here who is not white
Pretend that Russia is always right
Let China buy Hawaii
for their port


I don't care if it rains or freezes
As long as the president is like sweet Jesus
WAIT A GOD DAMN MINUTE


DONALD TRuMP ???