I wants had a horse and I named him Napoleon
All on account of his bony parts
He was sired by Hambletonian
Known by everyone around these parts

His hide what’s the thing you could see right through it
His skin was a soft as silk
I hitched him up to an old milk wagon
When I wanted him to stop I’d holler MILK

I was downtown one fine Monday
Up came a man in a wagon so neat
He says to me you big fat blubber
I’ll have you a race right down the street

So I took off like Helter skelter
Wearing a grin all over my face
Sure as you’re a sinner I was coming in a winner
When a lady hollered milk and I lost the race

So I was laying around town the very next Sunday
Didn’t have a scent because I was dead broke
I fell asleep with my mouth wide open
And a dang ol rat went down my throat

So I got a big piece of cheese and put it right here (Indicate tongue)
Got an old tomcat covered with fleas
Up came the rat seen that cat
Down went the rat cat and whole darn cheese