please rise for the Honorable Judge Swift Justice
Has the jury reached a unanimous verdict? Yes your honor. What is the verdict? In the count of child sexual abuse we find the Bishop guilty. The sentence is eunufiction. Bailiff, chop off his testicles! The bailiff presents 4 handcuffs a long cord and a huge cleaver. Those who do not want to witness the sentence may now exit the courtroom.
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Let the punishment fit the crime and be a warning to others. This case is now closed.

Next case. There are no next cases.
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