Naturally, the Old Lady wishes everyone a super-speedy recovery, but if truth were told, will miss all the patients once they've danced away feeling much better.

Smiling African Man has just made a terrifically hot 'Spicy Horror' with four Scotch bonnets in it. There are turkey pieces, onions, tomatoes, peanut butter (!) oodles of salt, curry powder and who knows what else in it.
I should think it would burn people's tongues, but might be good if anyone is constipated. However, one's innards will never be the same again, and we don't have quite enough bedpans! :)