Hi, I have been searching for two part remembered songs, the first is a joke song about a man asking three old men how they have lived so long - it includes lines like "Alcohol has never passed my lips nor smoke into my lungs, it's my recipe for long life and a way of staying young." The punch line was - " I've lived man and boy sir 23 years to the day".

The other song starts - "I was travelling through a time warp on my way to Venus and Mars and the verdant hills of earth were far behind. I was free and I was easy just an earth boy on the loose when a vision of perfection blew my mind."

Would love to perform these songs but I have searched everywhere for the lyrics to no avail - Google has never heard of them....

Thanks in advance...