Hi, Susan. Yes those lyrics in the first post are pretty sick, aren't they?

Makes me understand why YouTube has ads like this:

If you have the privilege of being a Dad to girls, there is nothing you wouldn't do to protect your little angel. So join the club, grab a DAB (Dads Against Boyfrineds) shirt, and let everyone know you're the Dad with a shotgun waiting. Nothing gets the message across quite like these t-shirts for dads with daughters.