Careful, Mr Red - I have it on good authority that Trump was “Aa-a-ww-dained baa-a-ahh Ga-a-ad” to be the POTUS! He’s “Ga-a-ad’s personal representative on Earth” (allegedly)!

Yep, said by a big, fat, red-faced American direct to me through my TV. It must be true!

The mind boggles...