The only ironing gets done in our house
is the wife pressing her work clothes weekday mornings.. nothing else.. ever..

It's my job to maintain the iron,
ensuring this newest one doesn't end up with coiled knots in the cable
splitting and exposing inner wires.
Particularly in areas where the cable has been burnt through and melted..

This iron is heading for the record, so far 3 years survived...

Though she did kill the toaster last week...