When I die, I've insisted there be no funeral, memorial gig, wake, or whatever.

I think the thing is to slip away unnoticed.

Ewan was always nice and pleasant to me.

I'm sure people will think of millions rubbish things to say about me. The idea of prefacing it with a funeral saying a load of bullshit about what a pleasure it was to know me. I find quite distressing.

Still, theres not much you can do about it.