Tapping your imaginary wristwatch when someone is late. I know I'm late, I have my own watch.... Duh!

And that lovely bending of elbows and hitching up of body as if about to run, but not actually running, done by pedestrians when stepping out in front of cars.... why bother, I'll run you over what ever your arms are doing!!

And that silly "mayfair" kiss that is carefully placed about 8 inches from the actual face, in mid air. If you don't want to kiss 'em, don't bother!

LTS