This is so late but I was searching everywhere for a version like I learned it. And a few comments up is the only person who's is basically the same as mine.
ABC it's easy as 123
My mommy drinks cold coffee, my daddy takes care of me (I think I switched them)
Ooh Aah I wanna piece of pie
Pie too sweet I wanna piece of meat
Meat too red I wanna go to bed
Bed unmade I want some lemonade
Lemonade too sour I wanna take a shower
Shower too cold I want a pot of gold
Gold too shiny I wanna kick ya hiney
Hiney too smelly I wanna jar of jelly (I believe I added both hiney parts)
Jelly too sticky- *pause* boy you're picky
Close your eyes and count to 10 whoever messes up will start over again!
1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10