Alison, If Max to multi-thread Joe should stoop,
he may recurse into a loop,
And if the algorithm doesn't hash,
The Mudcat servers sure to crash.

Muti-tasking is the way to go
There are other blokes out here you know
Flirting in a pleasant style,
Helps us all once in a while!

Sorry Joe, but we have don't want to cause a head crash do we?

Pete M ;-)