Steve.. but you would say that, wouldn't you...

I studied law over 40 years ago..
Taking a neutral position - objectively comparing real and hypothetical cases,
or the relative severity and consequences of different crimes..
that was all par for the course...

Despite tuning my back on that career path,
I still seem to have some of the muscle memory
of that particular skill set...

You chose to turn your crime public domain, I'm simply running with it as part of this thread...

Personally I think your crime is worse than a flashed dick...
But is it as bad as a one off instance of child abuse...???
well that's for law students to debate..
..and of course bolshy old gits like us...

btw.. carry on the good work not killing anybody..

I've not killed anybody yet either for what it's worth...

But give me more time...