Oh, well, if we're going to include sirens in the mix, then we clearly need to cite this Vixy and Tony number:

YouTube: Siren Song (live)

Lyrics: Siren Song

A snippet:

"The girls I meet all think it's glamorous
Making guys fall at your feet
It's not pretty at all when the amorous fall
Begins twenty floors up from the street
Oh and don't even mention Odysseus
To a hardworking singer like me
Now how would you feel if some out-of-town jerk
Tried to sneak in your concert for free?"