Anybody knows this one: about old lady...sung by a english crooner : She never got a cup of coffee, from a proper coffee pot,
for the coffee wasn't Mocca and pot it wasn't hot
and it's really most distressing as I'm sure you will agree,
when you want a cup of coffee or a cup of tasty tea,
but the ....
and the tea had tanning and it wasnt tasty tea....


I can't for the life of me remember all of it.