Whilst pregnant and working, a 4 year old asked why I was so fat. Her mother replied that I was pregnant, that I had a baby in my tummy. 4 yr old then piped up with 'but how do you change its nappies?'

And logic escapes me, but landed with the Bratling. She wanted to know what the flowers growing on the door roof were. She meant porch, and it made perfect sense.....

LTS