Thery is a story concerning me when I was first taken to church, I had walked in and sat in the pew when the choir started singing a hymn. The story is that I shouted very loudly "Do you know Blaydon Races"
My wife worked in an Old Peoples Home and they were having a visit from an infants school one day. One six year old asked an old lady how old she was, "I'm 95 "she said, to which the wide eyed child replied "And did you start from one".
And my own grandson when he was about three was playing with his other grandfather who was saying "I'll kiss you on the nose, I'll kiss you on the eyes, I'll kiss you on the chin etc" Matthew then said "You can kis me on the arse" It realy shocked his other grandfather but I saw the funny side and still find it amusing.
Bill