My good banjo and my guitar reside in the living room, on instrument stands. If my Beautiful Wife ever commanded their removal from the living room, in the name of equity I'd insist that she remove her grand piano, too!

Uno problemo, though: I may be standing there playing the banjo, and along the B.W. comes and tells me to go elsewhere, because she needs to practice. I can't use that witty rejoinder in that case, can I? So I tuck my tail between my legs and move to the kitchen or office.

Dave Oesterreich