It is a hot day in the pub so the doors are open and a Scotsman, an Irishman and an English man each discover a fly in their drinks.

The Irishman flicks the fly from the head of his Guinness without giving it a thought.

The Englishman summons the waiter over and calmly intones, "There's a fly in my drink!"

And there's the Scotsman, holdin' the fly by its wings and growlin', "Spit it oot you wee bugger spit it oot!"

Dave