Da nex one in woz a tabby, 'is fur woz all shitty and shabby 'is fur woz all gritty an' shitty an' scabby jus like da restova crew. He'd one good eye an a tick in 'is ear an a terrible whiff dat come from is rear (on account of drinkin' all Joneseses beer) An' for Joneses beer he did mew, me boys for Joneseses beer did mew.

English Jon's Cat