That's funny, Charmion. We had a colleague whose married surname was Coon. I had never heard it before. The marriage had long been dissolved and she changed her name back to her maiden name.

If you lived in Oz and could be "buggered" to answer your landline every time it rings, you would be regularly threatened to be arrested by the federal police due to an unpaid debt to the tax office, but by sending iTunes cards or bitcoins, you could avoid that distressing scenario. Spammers and scammers. It helps having caller ID on the phone. I rarely answer the landline these days.