Have you ever been out to an Irishman's shanty, where water is scarce but the whiskey is plenty, a three legged stool and a table to match, and a little ol' door that's done up with a latch

Oh McTavish is dead and his brother don't know it, His brother is dead and McTavish don't know it, the both 'em is dead and they're in the same bed, and the other don't know that the other one's dead~