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Thread #159235 Message #4024968
Posted By: Rapparee
23-Dec-19 - 08:34 AM
Thread Name: BS: Rap for emperor
Subject: RE: BS: Rap for emperor
My People!
Your Emperor and His Imperial Consort wish all of you a most Happy Holiday Season! We shall have music, dance, banqueting, and drink in Our humble mountain abode.
We in Our generosity have ordered that all of Our subjects will, during this festive season, enjoy themselves and, from New to Old Christmas, enjoy a reduction in taxes of 0.202%. That is the number of the New Year (in BCE/CE notation) backwards. More, the Imperial Almoner has been instructed to give each person a second loaf of bread for this Season of Joy.
Imperial Torturer, please raise the temperature in the Oubliette by 0.202 degrees for the same period!
And We again state that Our Wishes are for a joyous season will be observed and that not to do so is at your peril.