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Thread #167099   Message #4026436
Posted By: Nigel Parsons
05-Jan-20 - 06:34 PM
Thread Name: BS: Only Joke Thread You'll Need for 2020
Subject: RE: BS: Only Joke Thread You'll Need for 2020
Following Steve's joke:

A bloke wakes up in hospital and starts shouting hysterically:
The nurse comes over.
"Nurse, nurse, I can't feel my legs".
"No sir, we've amputated your hands!