The Mudcat Café TM
Thread #167099   Message #4026957
Posted By: Steve Shaw
08-Jan-20 - 05:35 AM
Thread Name: BS: Only Joke Thread You'll Need for 2020
Subject: RE: BS: Only Joke Thread You'll Need for 2020
Gotta include the odd Tommy Cooper one.

"Doctor, I have this terrible problem. Every time a beautiful woman comes anywhere near me, I can't stop myself from pushing her away!"

"Well what do you want me to do about it?"

"Can you break my arms?"