If ye want a beer what's porfection indeed,
Ah'll give yes a guide ti fulfillin' yor need
At yem by the fireside, in pub or in bar
The sign of good beer is the fyemous blue star
(and then as above)
It's the strong beer, it's the bottled beer
With the north's biggest sale
For complete satisfaction,
Newcassel Broon Ale.

Tune: Cushy Butterfield aka Harry Clifton's Polly Perkins of Paddington Green.