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Thread #167204   Message #4029795
Posted By: Senoufou
23-Jan-20 - 12:41 PM
Thread Name: Lyr Req: Arseholes are Cheap Today
Subject: RE: Lyr Req: Arseholes are Cheap Today
The tune used to be 'La donna e mobile' when I heard this bellowed out as a rugby song in the sixties, but for all I know it might also have been sung to Ta Ra Ra Boom De Ay.
The words I heard were:-

Aresholes are cheap today,
Cheaper than yesterday.
Little boys are half-a-crown,
Standing up or lying down.
Bigger ones are three-and-six.
They can take much bigger p*****
And in the action
Give more satisfaction.

Dreadful song isn't it? But as students then we all thought it was tremendously funny!