A country singer was wandering in the street and bumped into a big ol police officer who said "whats going on?"
Oh officer, I can't find my car.

Where did you think it was?

Well, it was right on the end of this here key.

I have some good people who will take your information,
fill out a few forms and help you find your car.
But first, could you zip up your fly ?

The singer looked down and said "Damn and they got my girl too."