Pay no heed, it's just a couple of puir wee Englishmen trying to take the piss out of real National culture, having nane o' thur ain!.

For any genuine people in the audience I would suggest joining the "Neil Munro Society"    based in Glasgow and a right cheery crowd, we have had some terrific days out with the society in Glasgow and Inverary the latest included a dramatization of "The Lost Pibroch" one of Munro's famous short stories the pipeing was performed by two of Scotland's finest. £20 will buy you annual membership and you wont regret the sillar.