Vin Garbutt told us about a club he once played at. He was affected by smoke and expressed his concern to the organiser. He was told not to worry because they'd installed a new powerful extractor fan in the folk club room. When he started the gig he discovered that the extractor fan had been placed in the wall behind the stage, so all the smoke in the room got sucked in his direction...

We did suspect at times that Vin made a bit of stuff up to get his laughs... :-)