Hang down your head Slim Shady. Hang down your head and cry. Hang down your hear Slim Shady. Poor boy you're bound to die.

or

Don't fuck with Dooley. Tom Dooley's gonna kill you.

For our generation to piss off our parents, all we need was love, and unrestricted sex, and maybe some THC, and a few other chemicals. How the hell are our kids gonna top that? By glorifying criminality even more than we did. All they need is hate and violence, and bitches and ho's, and gats and drive-bys, and rape drugs, and yay, and pimpin' ain't easy.

Between Satan music and Gangsta rap, we have a large segment of our youth who have magnified our own cynicism and made it fashionable to be sociopaths. A sociopath only cares about one person. Note the self-centered narcissism of almost every rap song, not just Eminem's. Once a sociopath stops caring about that one person, they get to become an even more glorified icon of the new generation, a psychopath.

We've seen psychopaths at work at Thurston and Columbine High Schools. It's amazing it doesn't happen more often.

So what are Eminem's kids gonna do to piss him off?