The Mudcat Café TM
Thread #167099   Message #4036335
Posted By: Pappy Fiddle
26-Feb-20 - 11:55 PM
Thread Name: BS: Only Joke Thread You'll Need for 2020
Subject: RE: BS: Only Joke Thread You'll Need for 2020
A young man married a beautiful young woman. She had beautiful golden hair, gorgeous ivory white teeth, and she could sing like an Angel.

On the morning after their wedding, the young groom wakes up and sees her beautiful golden hair on the bedpost. And there in a glass of water is her gorgeous ivory white teeth. As she stirs awake he shouts frantically, "SING FOR GOD'S SAKE, SING!"