The Mudcat Café TM
Thread #167099 Message #4036373
Posted By: gillymor
27-Feb-20 - 09:24 AM
Thread Name: BS: Only Joke Thread You'll Need for 2020
Subject: RE: BS: Only Joke Thread You'll Need for 2020
An old man walks into a Catholic church and enters the confessional, the following conversation ensues:
Old Man: Father, last night I picked up two gorgeous Danish stewardesses in a bar, took them to my hotel and made passionate love to them all night long.
Priest: I see, but I don't recognize your voice, are you a member of this parish?
Old Man: No.
Priest: Well, are you even Catholic?
Old Man: No, I'm Jewish.
Priest: Well then why are you telling me this?
Old Man: Hell, Father, I'm telling every one!