Corrr... I'll 'ave to 'ave a fink. corrrrr.

Da nex one in woz a ruddy abysinian.. actually, I've been called somefing not dissimilarrr miceself...

corrrr.... O.k. 'ow about:

A syameez joined em kwikly/ Although 'ee wozn't strikly/ A pedigree, but a bit of a syameez/ An' a bitova British Blooo/ Ee woz a posh Kat as we could tell/ By 'is velvet collar an silver bell/ Dat went ding dong as we frew im ina well/

an' so on... corrrrrr.

English Jon's Cat