Thanks Steve - thought you were asking if I read 'The Grauniad'

Heard on a CND anti-warhip demonstration at Pembroke Dock in my youth
"What's this I 'ear about you goin' round tellin' everybody my 'usband 'as a wart on the end of 'is willie, Mrs Jones ?"
"Ooooh - I never said no such thing, Mrs Evans, I only said it felt like 'e 'ad"   
Jim