And here's the version I learned in 1960 or thereabouts:

We are juvenile delinquents
We roam the streets at night alone
We smoke with sailors and we drink with bums
We wait on the corner til the pickup comes
Oh we are juvenile delinquents
We go to bed each night alone.....
Move over Charlie 
The customer is always right
Two fifty please!

And there was [insert name]
Swinging on the outhouse door
Doing what she did before
Without her nightie