Guest, I jest.

Steve I know you are probably proud, vain, reasonably self informed and a bit inflated. Go with it. You are known for it, as much as Rap, but he makes it fun. You're right I can't help but to poke the bear but I really don't attack the bear. You just make it a delicious thing to do by objecting so seriously.
I'm sure if we want to voice an opinion you will tell us what it is.
See...its a joke but not a terribly good one.
If I didn't tease I wouldn't care.
So be it,
I don't want to make you sick.