I hate the word 'app'. I'm always being exhorted to 'download an app'. I don't even own a phobile moan. And what the blazes is an 'app' anyway? I'd really love a nap (in fact, I have one every afternoon after lunch)
Also, every site wants to know if I'll accept cookies. Of course! Hobnobs, digestives, and especially Tunnocks caramel wafers please. Thank you.