O, Mick one fine morning did set out to pay
A visit to Marlborough, so's I heared say,
When he gets to the spot where Silbury Hill be,
A shepherd, some sheep, and a dog he do see.

Nick says to the shepherd, "And how do ye do?"
"So horribly," says shepherd, "I oughten be, too,"
"And where've we been going at this time of day?"
"To Marlborough," says Mick, "but I can't find me way."