Yeah, I know, Kat, I was just pretending to take it seriously. I'm known for my dry sense of humour around here.

How about instead of the rapture it was the "rupture"? The Earth suddenly rips open at the equator or some other handy location, and swallows all the baddies, along with all the pollution and McDonalds franchises, then closes up again, leaving all the believers in an Earthly paradise...

Now there's a compelling idea. We oughta tell the PTL Club or somebody like that...

- LH