Unfortunately, I also use that one, but only because (a) there's little historical evidence that he existed, (b) even if he did he probably faced the same frustrations as the rest of us and swore like a trooper (who wouldn't, forced to hang out with a scruffy bunch of twelve blokes and no women), and (c) because I think he'd have thought that it was bloody funny. Bugger me sideways with a burnt chip if I'm wrong (and cheers to Raggytash for that beauty...)