A mountainy man in the Appalachians came in looking for his gun, swearing he was going to kill his daughter's new boyfriend
When asked why he roared "His name is written in the snow in piss in our garden"
His wife said - "He's only a young feller he means no harm"
"Yeah - sure - it in our Ellie's handwritin'"

Gives the title to Vance Randolph's collection of bawdy tales "Pissing in the Snow"
Jim