Couple of Cavan Jokes
Cavan men are reputed to be extremely mean - even proud of their frugality
I worked on sites back in the sixties where, if you needed help from anybody it was immediately forthcoming
I asked a Cavan man to help me move a heavy storage heater one time, he immediately obliged
When we'd finished I thanked him "What shop can I spend that in?" he said
Which leads to stories like:
Did you hear of the Cavan paedofile who went around asking, "Do you want to buy any sweets little girl?"

two Kerrymen on holiday in Donegal went fishing on Lough Derg and found a part of the lough unbelievebly fish in fish
After a few hours fishing they nearly filled the boat and began to make their way ashore
Half way there, one said, "Damn, we should have looked out for landmarks so we can find the spot again"
"Don't worry" said his mate, "I've chalked a cross on the side of the boat"
Jim